der-prinz-aus-stahl:

flyawaymax:

That’s the opposite of a problem

I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?
"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"
"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

flyawaymax:

That’s the opposite of a problem

I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?

"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"

"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"

(Source: anditlingers, via mydrunkkitchen)

lazydad:

The boy has a classmate who is positively obsessed that my son has two dads. At every opportunity, this classmate, let’s call him Super-Religious Douchebag Kid, goes out of his way to point out the fact that my son has two dads, as if it’s contagious. My son is pretty much like, “Whatevs,” but I’m sure it bothers him.
Meanwhile, Super-Religious Douchebag Kid has a Holy Roller Mom who is equally obsessed that my son has two dads, and she told the boy’s nanny that she has strictly forbidden her son from having playdates with my son, which is honestly NBD cuz I wouldn’t want that wretched kid or his wretched mom in my house anyway, obvs.
Holy Roller Mom thinks that my family is a “bad” and “evil” influence on her “sweet, God-fearing child.” This is the same Super-Religious Douchebag Kid who likes to tell my son at every opportunity that he thinks their teacher is “so hot” that he’s gonna “marry her, then bang her so hard.”
I dunno what kinda church these hypocrites peeps attend, but I’m pretty sure that my God wouldn’t think it’s appropriate in any way whatsoever for an eight-year-old kid to tell a seven-year-old kid that he wants to bang their teacher.
Sometimes I wonder why straight peeps are more obsessed with what the gays are doing in the privacy of our own homes than we are. Cuz, really, I don’t give a second thought to whatever weirdo sexcapades those Holy Roller peeps are doin’ in their own homes cuz, you know, yuck. But apparently it’s OK for those Holy Rollers to expose their kid to the idea that talking about banging his middle-aged teacher is closer to godliness than whatever we’re doing.
P.S. What we’re doing is having a light supper, then we’re going to bed early.

lazydad:

The boy has a classmate who is positively obsessed that my son has two dads. At every opportunity, this classmate, let’s call him Super-Religious Douchebag Kid, goes out of his way to point out the fact that my son has two dads, as if it’s contagious. My son is pretty much like, “Whatevs,” but I’m sure it bothers him.

Meanwhile, Super-Religious Douchebag Kid has a Holy Roller Mom who is equally obsessed that my son has two dads, and she told the boy’s nanny that she has strictly forbidden her son from having playdates with my son, which is honestly NBD cuz I wouldn’t want that wretched kid or his wretched mom in my house anyway, obvs.

Holy Roller Mom thinks that my family is a “bad” and “evil” influence on her “sweet, God-fearing child.” This is the same Super-Religious Douchebag Kid who likes to tell my son at every opportunity that he thinks their teacher is “so hot” that he’s gonna “marry her, then bang her so hard.”

I dunno what kinda church these hypocrites peeps attend, but I’m pretty sure that my God wouldn’t think it’s appropriate in any way whatsoever for an eight-year-old kid to tell a seven-year-old kid that he wants to bang their teacher.

Sometimes I wonder why straight peeps are more obsessed with what the gays are doing in the privacy of our own homes than we are. Cuz, really, I don’t give a second thought to whatever weirdo sexcapades those Holy Roller peeps are doin’ in their own homes cuz, you know, yuck. But apparently it’s OK for those Holy Rollers to expose their kid to the idea that talking about banging his middle-aged teacher is closer to godliness than whatever we’re doing.

P.S. What we’re doing is having a light supper, then we’re going to bed early.

dadsamoviecritic:

Full Metal Jacket (1987) Directed by the legendary Stanley Kubrick

dadsamoviecritic:

Full Metal Jacket (1987) Directed by the legendary Stanley Kubrick

alpha-beta-gamer:

Deadwood is a great looking twin-stick shooter/tower defence hybrid that that sees you scavenging and securing a base during the daytime and fighting off zombies in the night time.  The Prototype is still early in development so obviously it’s not fully featured, but it already looks very nice and shows of the core gameplay pretty well.  You can scavenge for resources, set traps, erect barriers, create choke points and shoot down the wooden zombies (Deadwoods), trying to survive as long as possible.

Once you’re finished playing the prototype, you’ll be given the option to leave feedback and sign-up for the fully featured Beta.

Download the Prototype & Sign up for the Beta (Win, Mac & Linux)

alpha-beta-gamer:

Stones Of Sorrow is an ultra-violent action-roguelike based on historical cave paintings with cooldown based combat mechanics and buckets of blood (or paint).

The levels in Stones of Sorrow are all procedurally generated, with you having to pay a gatekeeper with gold to get lower into the cave.  You’ll find some of this gold scattered throughout the levels, but you’ll earn most of it through killing enemies.  This gold also comes in handy when you die, through a nice Rogue Legacy-style perks system that allows you to purchase upgrades that will aid your next playthrough.

Enemies tend to continually spawn from set locations, causing them to bunch up together in large groups which you can then run into and wipe out in a huge bloodbath.  You can also use bombs which can be bought from a shop, or grab and execute an enemy for a nice +666 gold bonus.  The combat system takes a little getting used to as every move (even crawl) has a cooldown period with a count-down at the bottom of the screen indicating when you can use them again.  Once you figure it out though, it’s great fun, and adds a tactical element to the fighting.

The current build is still early in development and contains 1 level, 1 weapon, 4 enemy types, 3 different executions on one enemy, 6 stat changing items, a trader, a gatekeeper and lots of violence.  The full game will contain at least 10 levels, 20 weapons, 15 brutal executions, 23 enemy types, 60 stat changing items, many different traders, eating corpses, weapon modifying and a story about a power struggle within an ancient tribe.

Coming to Windows, Mac & Linux, Stones of Sorrow has just started an IndieGoGo campaign with a very modest €4,000 Goal.  Contributors who pay €4 or more will get access to the full blood-soaked version when it’s released.

Play the Alpha, Free

assangey:

Vegan Banana Cream Pie via Minimalist Baker

(via backonpointe)

Me: “Would you judge me if I started a blog to track this new health journey I’m starting?”

SO: “Yes” “But I’ll still love you.”

jaclcfrost:

if no one has told you recently or even if someone has told you recently let me just say

  • i am proud of you
  • i hope your day was ok
  • i hope tomorrow is ok
  • i hope your whole week is ok
  • you are rad as heck
  • you being here and alive makes everything even more rad as heck
  • and dang
  • you are hella cute

(via backonpointe)

sophspiration:

thinsoundsgood:

This is a picture of me and my two gorgeous best friends. Clearly, we all have very different body types, and you know what? None of us is healthier, prettier or happier than the others because of it.
That’s me on the left. I’m short, super petite, and have about as much muscle mass as a blob of gelatin. Despite being naturally thin, I have always been far from in shape. Not even a month ago, running two minutes at a time was a struggle—now I can run without stopping for more than a half hour.Felicia, in the center, is probably the most active girl I know. The opposite of me, she’s one of those people that can build muscle just by looking in the direction of a dumbbell. She loves running like I do, and we’ve discussed running a 5k. She’s a big yoga enthusiast and has tried all sorts of different forms that I can’t pronounce, and she’s found free community yoga classes for us to attend together. Also, she has abs of steel, seriously. She’s helping me with my ab workouts. She’s also recently lost over 60 lbs through her active lifestyle and healthy diet.That’s my friend Maddy on the right. She’s curvy and feminine, but she’s a beast in the gym. Strength training is her thing. She could probably bench press two of me. Not only is she incredibly strong, she’s insanely flexible and an avid pole dancer. We’re taking classes together even though she can spin circles around me on that damn pole, and look gorgeous while she does it.My friends inspire me so much, and remind me that diversity is lovely. You don’t have to be skinny to be beautiful and confident, nor do you have to look like girls in Nike ads to be strong and fit. You don’t need to weigh a certain number, fit into a certain size, or have a certain appearance to be confident, healthy, or happy. I think that my friends prove that to me. I’ll never be long and willowy like a supermodel, or well-built like all those fitspo girls. I’ll never look like either of my friends, and they’ll never look like me. And that’s ok, because fitness is about being the best you can be, not comparing yourself to others. Embrace what you have, and help others embrace what they have. Fitness is funner with friends. Get them involved. Take a class, go for a walk, make a healthy dinner together. You’ll always have support and a fun activity to bond over.

sophspiration:

thinsoundsgood:

This is a picture of me and my two gorgeous best friends. Clearly, we all have very different body types, and you know what? None of us is healthier, prettier or happier than the others because of it.


That’s me on the left. I’m short, super petite, and have about as much muscle mass as a blob of gelatin. Despite being naturally thin, I have always been far from in shape. Not even a month ago, running two minutes at a time was a struggle—now I can run without stopping for more than a half hour.

Felicia, in the center, is probably the most active girl I know. The opposite of me, she’s one of those people that can build muscle just by looking in the direction of a dumbbell. She loves running like I do, and we’ve discussed running a 5k. She’s a big yoga enthusiast and has tried all sorts of different forms that I can’t pronounce, and she’s found free community yoga classes for us to attend together. Also, she has abs of steel, seriously. She’s helping me with my ab workouts. She’s also recently lost over 60 lbs through her active lifestyle and healthy diet.

That’s my friend Maddy on the right. She’s curvy and feminine, but she’s a beast in the gym. Strength training is her thing. She could probably bench press two of me. Not only is she incredibly strong, she’s insanely flexible and an avid pole dancer. We’re taking classes together even though she can spin circles around me on that damn pole, and look gorgeous while she does it.

My friends inspire me so much, and remind me that diversity is lovely. You don’t have to be skinny to be beautiful and confident, nor do you have to look like girls in Nike ads to be strong and fit. You don’t need to weigh a certain number, fit into a certain size, or have a certain appearance to be confident, healthy, or happy. I think that my friends prove that to me.
 
I’ll never be long and willowy like a supermodel, or well-built like all those fitspo girls. I’ll never look like either of my friends, and they’ll never look like me. And that’s ok, because fitness is about being the best you can be, not comparing yourself to others.

Embrace what you have, and help others embrace what they have. Fitness is funner with friends. Get them involved. Take a class, go for a walk, make a healthy dinner together. You’ll always have support and a fun activity to bond over.

(Source: fivetwoandyou, via backonpointe)